The Comics Page — Monday, May 25, 2026

❦ Today’s Strips ❦

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- FRITZI IS PUZZLED WHEN SHE SEES NANCY, SLUGGO AND TWO OTHER KIDS STANDING IN THE KITCHEN WITH THEIR HEADS BACK AND THEIR MOUTHS WIDE OPEN

P2-FRITZI: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

P3- NANCY: I COULDN'T FIND THE TOP OF THE CORN, POPPER

NANCY, SLUGGO AND THE OTHER KIDS ARE CATCHING THE POPCORN WITH THEIR MOUTHS AS IT POPS OUT OF THE CORN POPPER

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 25,1951

duck nemesis

by Li Chen

@exocomics.com · 2026-05-25

duck nemesis

It's an ad for a new bird poster I've drawn. The image is of the poster in a gold frame hung on a white wall with dappled light shining. It is an attempt to make the product look like something the customer would like to purchase.

by False Knees

@falseknees.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

New Bird Poster! It's got 37 hand painted birdies of Eastern Canada at half their true size, based on photos I've taken myself. Bird names in Latin, English, and French. Link to my store in my story!

Sora asks Donald and Goofy "what world should we go to next, Gang?" He points to a planet that is composed of a plantation. The music in the background is "Zip-A-Dee Doo Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Day." The planet is labelled "Reconstruction-Era Georgia." Sora asks "how about this one?" Goofy grabs Sora by the shoulder and angrily shakes his head. Donald, cringing, shakes his hands.

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a snail climbs up onto a frisbee laying in the grass. The snail says, “what a strange flower…” Panel 2: the frisbee is lifted off the ground by a person standing outside of the frame. The snail, still perched on the edge of the frisbee, remarks, “eh?” Panel 3: the snails eye stalks are blown backwards as it is suddenly thrusted forward. From the snail’s perspective, it looks like stars stretching radially from the center, as if traveling at warp speed.

by beetle moses

@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

Mine in the June 1, 2026 issue of The New Yorker

by Asher Perlman

@asherperlman.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

Mine in the June 1, 2026 issue of The New Yorker

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- SLUGGO IS IN FRONT OF A PRIVATE SCHOOL, THERE ARE SEVERAL STUDENTS WALKING ON THE STREET
THE STUDENTS ARE WALKING WITH THEIR HEADS HELD BACK

SLUGGO: TH' KIDS AT DIS
PRIVATE SCHOOL ARE AN AWFUL BUNCH OF SNOBS

P2-SLUGGO: THEY ALL WALK AROUND WITH THEIR NOSES UP IN THE AIR

P3- SLUGGO: DAT OUGHTA CURE THEM
SLUGGO HAD TIED TWO ROPES ACROSS THE STREET, TIED LOW TO THE GROUND, SO THAT IT WOULD TRIP ANYONE WITH THEIR NOSES IN THE AIR AND NOT LOOKING WHERE THEY ARE GOING

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 25,1948

A dog is smoking along with his owner. Another man walks by and asks "hey man, should your dog be smoking?" The owner of the dog says "don't worry. They're dog cigarettes."

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE OUTSIDE WITH NANCY’S PET PIG

NANCY HAS A SIGN ON HER FENCE
BEWARE OF PET PIG

SLUGGO: GO ON---HOW CAN A PIG BE A WATCHDOG?
NANCY: WHY NOT? HE CAN SCARE
BURGLARS AWAY

P2-SLUGGO: BUT PIGS IS TOO TIMID
NANCY: OH, MY PIGGY IS VERY BRAVE--- HE'S NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!

P3- NANCY’S PET PIG IS SITTING NEXT TO A CRATE AND A BIRD LANDS AND SEES THE PIGS TAIL OVER THE EDGE OF THE CRATE AND THINKING ITS A WORM TRIES TO GRAB IT

P4: NANCY AND SLUGGO WATCH AS THE PIG RUNS, FRIGHTENED BY A BIRD HOLDING ON TO ITS TAIL

NANCY’S PIG :OOOOOOOOOOOINK

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 27 1943

HONK
HONK

TAKE YOUR TIME…
I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE

HONK
HONK

HONK
HONK

NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROADS

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

IT’S MONDAY TAKE YOUR TIME… I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE

NANCY SAYS … NOW WHAT!?

NANCY IS LOOKING AT HER AUNT FRITZI WITH AN ACCUSATORY SMILE

FROM THE MAY 24,1963 COMIC STRIP

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

NANCY SAYS… NOW WHAT!?

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY HAS JUST GOTTEN HOME
FRITZI:NANCY---HOW DARE YOU HANG YOUR COAT ON THE LIGHT FIXTURE ?
NANCY: I'M SORRY

P2- NANCY GOES TO TAKE HER COAT OFF OF THE WALL SCONCE ( LAMP)

P3- MUCH TO FRITZI’S CHAGRIN WHEN NANCY REMOVES HER COAT, THERE IS A PURSE WITH THE LETTER F ON IT ALSO HANGING ON THE WALL SCONCE

NANCY IS LOOKING AT HER AUNT WITH A REPROACHING GRIN

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 24,1963

Three panel comic. Panel 1: God (depicted as an old man with a long white beard) is napping on the couch and suddenly wakes up. He says “zz-HUH!” There’s an open back of chips next to him. The Earth is sitting on a dresser like a television, and even has a small screen. Panel 2: God rubs his eyes as he wakes up. He has cheesy dust on his fingers. In the other hand he clicks the TV remote. He says, “better check on the dinosaurs.” Panel 3: flabbergasted, he exclaims, “what the hell!?” On the Earth television, there’s two people absolutely destroying some glizzies in a hot dog eating contest.

by beetle moses

@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2026-05-25

Diane shouts "Go! Go! Get out!" at Peter.

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-24

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me dip my entire body in vanilla icing and then sprinkles so I can become the Sprinklegolem.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY IS SITTING BACKWARDS IN A CHAIR WHEN FRITZI POPS HER HEAD IN THE ROOM
FRITZI: LITTLE GRACIE IS COMING
OVER TO PLAY WITH YOU TODAY

P2- NANCY:I DON'T LIKE HER -- - IN FACT, I CAN'T STAND HER

P3-FRITZI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT THERE ?

P4-NANCY HAS GONE TO THE FRONT DOORSTEP
NANCY: TAKING THIS IN ---
I'M NO HIPPYCRITT

NANCY IS TAKING IN THE WELCOME MAT

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-24

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 24,1951

A man watches a Youtube video entitled "The Secret Marxism of Space Jam." He asks himself "why am I still watching politics Youtubers." He weerily stares up into the sky and states "I am 33 years old." He takes a book off a shelf. He intently reads a boring historical tome entitled "Famous Naval Battles."

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-24

P1- NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN AS SHE IS READING A FLYING FIEND COMICS BOOK
P2- NANCY IS READING THE COMIC BOOK AND DOESN’T SEVERAL DOLLARS LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK
P3-NANCY IS HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FALLING HAIRBRUSH , BUT SHE KEEPS READING THE COMIC BOOK
P4- NANCY PASSES A SODA SHOP AND DOESN’T SEE THE FREE SODA SIGN IN THE WINDOW
P5- NANCY DOESN’T EVEN NOTICE SHE IS WALKING THROUGH A MUD PUDDLE WHILE SHE IS READING THE COMIC BOOK
P6-NANCY: THAT KID STUFF DOESN'T HOLD MY INTEREST
NANCY TOSSES THE COMIC BOOK AWAY

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-24

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 24,1944

P1- NANCY’S PET PIG IS ON A TABLE LOOKING AT THE PIG FIGURINE BOOKENDS

PET PIG: OINK

P2- HE ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKS OFF THE TABLE ONE OF THE BOOKENDS

P3- HE LOOKS AT THE BROKEN FIGURINE ON THE FLOOR AND IS FRIGHTENED

P4- WHEN NANCY ENTERS THE ROOM HER PET PIG IS TRYING TO TAKE THE PLACE OF THE BROKEN PIG FIGURINE BOOKEND, HE IS HOPING NANCY WONT NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-24

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 26,1943

Nancy and Sluggo have found a pair of sunglasses and they are walking side by side with their heads together so they both can wear the Sunglasses

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-24

SUNDAY WITH NANCY & SLUGGO

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY HAS JUST FOUND A DOLLAR , WHEN SHE MEETS GLOOMY OTTO

NANCY: HEY, GLOOMY OTTO ---
I FOUND A DOLLAR

GLOOMY OTTO: A DOLLAR IS ONLY WORTH 50¢ THESE DAYS

P2-NANCY: ОКАУ-- SO I FOUND 50 ¢ - -
IS THAT BAD?

GLOOMY OTTO : BUT 50¢ IS ONLY
WORTH 25 ¢

P3-GLOOMY OTTO: - AND 25c IS ONLY WORTH 12½¢ -- - AND 12½c IS ONLY WORTH 6¼/44c ---

P4- GLOOMY OTTO: AND 6¼c IS
ONLY WORTH 31/8c
AND 31/8c IS ONLY WORTH ---

NANCY IS SO DISHEARTENED THAT SHE THROWS THE DOLLAR IN A TRASH CAN

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-23

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May23,1959

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1-SLUGGO IS SITTING ON A BENCH WITH HIS ARM AROUND A GIRL, BUT IT’S NOT NANCY, THERE IS HEARTS FLOATING OVER THEIR HEADS

P2-SLUGGO: JUST THINK --- IN A FEW YEARS WE CAN GET ENGAGED
OTHER GIRL:YES ---

P3- OTHER GIRL: THEN WE'LL HAVE A SHOWER

P4- NANCY WALKS UP BEHIND SLUGGO AND THE OTHER GIRL AND OVERHEARS THE OTHER GIRL
NANCY: WHY WAIT?
NANCY SQUIRTS THEM BOTH WITH HER WATER PISTOL
SLUGGO LOOKS VERY CHAGRINED

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-23

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 23,1952

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY ENTERS A GENERAL STORE
NANCY : COULD I BORROW A LITTLE STRING, PLEASE

P2- THE STORE PROPRIETOR POINTS TO A LARGE SPOOL OF STRING SUSPENDED FROM THE CEILING
PROPRIETOR: SURE

P3- LATER THE STORE PROPRIETOR IS SHOCKED TO SEE THAT NANCY IS USING MANY YARDS OF STRING WHILE SHE IS FLYING HER KITE

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-23

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 23,1950

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- A POLICEMAN WALKS BY AND SEES NANCY IN THE BACKYARD WITH HER PET PIG

POLICEMAN:SAY! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO KEEP A PIG IN THE CITY

NANCY: OH, BUT HE'S VERY CLEAN- - HE'S JUST AS NEAT AS I AM!

P2- JUST THEN NANCY’S PET PIG JUMPS IN A MUD HOLE…
PLOP

P3-POLICEMAN: HMM- -SO
HE'S JUST AS NEAT AS YOU ARE, EH?
SURE!

P4- NANCY JUMPS IN THE MUD HOLE
NANCY: SURE!

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-23

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 25,1943

A man in a Snoopy costume gives a pill to another man in a Snoopy costume and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils dilate and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up." A bunch of Snoopys in a darkened room are doing the Snoopy Dance to Deep House music. A Snoopy, angered points to another man and says "yo that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude."

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-23

NANCY IS TAKING A PICTURE OF HER CAT AS IT POSES FOR THE CAMERA WHILE SITTING ON A CRATE

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-23

NANCY’S CATURDAY

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a housefly is stuck to flypaper. It says, “Well… cant get any worse than this.” Panel 2: another fly flies into frame and also gets stuck on the same flypaper. The second fly remarks, “Brian? From high school?” The first fly says, “Lord, take me now”

by beetle moses

@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2026-05-23

A trans woman wearing cat ears, a black bikini top, an amazon basics skirt, fishnets and boots points at a woman wearing a headdress with bird wings and feet and says "Oh my god! Are you Lilith from the Bible?" She continues "you're so cool. Me and six of my friends named ourselves after you. Lilith holds up her phone and grabs Bible Lilith by the shoulder and asks "can I get a selfie with you?" Bible Lilith backs away and says "Look kid, I get this a lot..." Another trans woman in a sweater with LINUX emblazoned on it comes up behind them and says "Oh my God! Are you Lilith from the Bible?"

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-23

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- JOE A NEIGHBORHOOD BOY WATCHES SLUGGO RIDING BY ON A BICYCLE

SLUGGO: LOOK, JOE --- NO HANDS

P2-SLUGGO RIDING HIS BICYCLE WITHOUT HOLDING ON TO THE HANDLEBARS AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION, APPROACHES NANCY’S
HOUSE

SLUGGO: LOOK, NANCY ---

P3- NANCY IS WATCHING FROM HER WINDOW

A SURPRISED SLUGGO: -- NO BICYCLE

SLUGGO HAS RODE HIS BICYCLE OVER A LARGE OPEN HOLE AND THE BICYCLE HAS DROPPED FROM UNDER HIM, LEAVING HIM SUSPENDED MOMENTARILY IN MID AIR

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-23

Sold by: Sexy Hot Boby

by BayBayFriend

@baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2026-05-22

sexy hot boby

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1-GLOOMY OTTO COMES BY NANCY AS SHE IS WORKING IN HER GARDEN

GLOOMY OTTO: I WISH I COULD GET RID OF MY BLUES

NANCY: WHY DON'T YOU START A GARDEN, GLOOMY OTTO

P2-
NANCY: JUST PLANTING SOMETHING
WILL CHEER YOU

P3- GLOOMY OTTO WALKS AWAY AS HE REPLIES TO NANCY: МАУВЕ
YOU'RE RIGHT

P4- LATER NANCY IS SURPRISED TO SEE GLOOMY OTTO PULLING A WAGON WITH A SMALL TREE IN IT, THE LABEL TIED TO THE TREE SAYS …
WEEPING WILLOW TREE

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-22

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 22,1959

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

P1-NANCY IS AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE MOVIE THEATRE, SHE IS ADMIRING THE MOVIE POSTER OF BOY MOVIE STAR BUSTER BINKS

P2- NANCY SWOONS AS SHE IS WATCHING BUSTER BINKS ON THE MOVIE SCREEN

P3- LEAVING THE MOVIE THEATRE, NANCY HAS A CRUSH ON BUSTER BINKS

P4- NANCY IS WEARING A CRATE WITH A LABEL ON THE SIDE OF IT…

TO BUSTER
BINKS
HOLLYWOOD CAL.

NANCY IS WALKING TO THE PARCEL POST OFFICE

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-22

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 23 ,1949

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a girl sitting across from someone at a table in a restaurant. There’s a basket of some fried food and a glass of wine on the table. The girl, looking off, says “ever since your head got swapped with a viperfish—“ Panel 2: she continues, “it’s like… you’re a totally different person.” The girls expression is one of quiet pain. Panel 3: a guy with a viperfish for a head is sitting across from her at the table. He points to the food between them and asks, “were you gonna eat that last calamari?”

by beetle moses

@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2026-05-22

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1-SLUGGO IS VISITING NANCY, THEY ARE IN THE BACKYARD
SLUGGO: YEP! - - I HOID DAT IT'S AGAINST D'LAW TO KEEP A PIG IN D' CITY
NANCY: OH, DEAR!

P2- NANCY HAS AN IDEA AND RUSHES OVER TO THE RICH KID MARMADUKE’S HOUSE

P3-
NANCY: OH, MARMADUKE, MAY I
BORROW SOMETHING
MARMADUKE:SURE

P4- NANCY’S PIG IS WEARING A MOOSE HEAD NANCY BORROWED FROM MARMADUKE

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-22

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 24,1943

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-22

FINALLY
ITS
FRIDAY!

by NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

@nancycomics.bsky.social · 2026-05-22

FINALLY ITS FRIDAY!

hanging out

by Li Chen

@exocomics.com · 2026-05-21

hanging out

A long love letter to you, thank you for following my work!

by beetle moses

@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2026-05-21

A thank you note/love letter/commentary on art for anyone interested

Comic. [Person with bun gesturing at informational sign as she talks to person with ponytail, another person, person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat] PERSON WITH BUN: In some places, the bay is more than 182.8 meters deep. [thought bubble above another person’s head] PERSON: *”More than”?* Why would they use that for such a precise... Aha! 100 fathoms! [caption] My hobby: reverse-engineering original units

by Randall Munroe

@xkcd.com · 2026-05-21

182.8 Meters xkcd.com/3248/

Comic by Mr. Joshua

by Mr. Joshua

@pantspants.bsky.social · 2026-05-21

Comic by Mr. Joshua

by Mr. Joshua

@pantspants.bsky.social · 2026-05-21

Comic by Mr. Joshua

by Mr. Joshua

@pantspants.bsky.social · 2026-05-21

did you even say thank you?

by Rob DenBleyker

@robdenbleyker.com · 2026-05-21

did you even say thank you?

A man points at another man and says "you're a psy-op." The other man points back and says "YOU'RE a psy-op!" Another man shows up and says 'fellas, fellas, You're both psy-ops." The first man says "sounds like something a psy-op would say." A man with sunglasses, an earpiece, a hat that says "not a psy-op" and a shirt that says "normal civilian" walks up and says "hi guys." Two of the men reply "Hi Sy." The other man says "Ma, I love Sy Oppington. Such a trustworthy guy."

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-21

Three panel comic. Panel 1: emperor penguins stand beside each other. One of them has their little baby penguin chick tucked away under their brood patch. Panel 2: the second emperor penguin lifts their brood patch slightly, revealing a purple light and what appears to be some furniture. Panel 3: the brood patch is fully lifted, revealing another baby penguin sitting at a desktop PC gaming setup, complete with multicolor LED lights and gaming chair. The baby penguin slightly removes its headphones and says, “what’s up?”

by beetle moses

@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2026-05-21

Comic by Cartoons by Rusty

by Cartoons by Rusty

@rustycartoons.bsky.social · 2026-05-21

It's an image that says "My book has been nominated for an Eisner award! If you're eligible to vote, consider choosing my silly bird comics for best humor publication". There is a picture of the cover of "Ew, It's Beautiful" with a Will Eisner nominee sticker on top.

by False Knees

@falseknees.bsky.social · 2026-05-20

caw caw caw! (celebratory)

A man instructs his young child "get in your giant robot mother." The man shakes his fist at the giant robot mother and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The robot mother fights a kaiju labelled 'your feelings.' A man watching this says "this is the greatest TV show I've ever seen."

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-20

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a promo image for Imitation Crab, an affable crab holding a microphone. Text on the panel says: LIVE COMEDY SHOW. Panel 2: the Imitation Crab is on stage standing in a spotlight with a wig and face paint to look like the Joker. It says, “you wanna know how I got these claws?” Panel 3: two friends are sitting in the audience at a table in the dimly lit nightclub. One leans to the other and asks, “you paid for these tickets?” The other, with his head in his hand, replies, “I won them at work.”

by beetle moses

@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2026-05-20

A man put on a hat and a suitcase while another man hugs his leg. The hat man says "I'm sorry, unemployed boyfriend. I have to go to work." The door slams. It's day out. The unemployed boyfriend waits patiently a the door. Night falls. He is shrouded in darkness.

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-19

Comic by Rob DenBleyker

by Rob DenBleyker

@robdenbleyker.com · 2026-05-19

3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair standing behind podium.] PERSON 1: Remember, Tuesday is the decennial particle census. Physicists will be recording the location of all the particles in the universe. (2) [Person behind podium is on a stage] PERSON 1: Of course, this will cause their momenta to become indeterminate, so please plan for some disruption. (3) PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Wait, disruption? Where will my particles go? PERSON 1: No one can say, but you’ll know *exactly* where they were.

by Randall Munroe

@xkcd.com · 2026-05-19

Particle Census xkcd.com/3247/

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two dudes sitting in the car, driving late in the day. The friend in the passenger seat asks the other, “so, whats the move tonight?” Panel 2: a third friend in the backseat, a Qu from CM Kosemen’s book All Tomorrows, chimes in. It says, “we could genetically modify some people.” Panel 3: the passenger seat friend turns to the backseat and says, “nah, man. Why do you keep saying that?” The Qu says, “my bad.”

by beetle moses

@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2026-05-19

Comic by Mr. Joshua

by Mr. Joshua

@pantspants.bsky.social · 2026-05-19

A man says "wait, don't cum in my face!!" Another man says "urrgh, too late..." An extremely long arm comes down suddenly and blocks the cum with a 'claque.' One of the men says "Thanks Victor Wembanyama!" Wemby gives a thumbs up. The men smile.

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-19

sleep

by Li Chen

@exocomics.com · 2026-05-18

sleep

1) why are Anna Kendrick and an iHop server playing a game of chicken over who will overfill the coffee cup first
2) what's this got to...

by Rob DenBleyker

@robdenbleyker.com · 2026-05-18

1) why are Anna Kendrick and an iHop server playing a game of chicken over who will overfill the coffee cup first 2) what's this got to do with personal finance

Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.

by Randall Munroe

@xkcd.com · 2026-05-18

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

Two men are arguing. One says "shut up, Nick! Hank Hill would totally want to be my friend." Nick says "Hank Hill would fucking despise you." The first man, erupting in tears says "you take that back!" He leans in close to other man and shouts "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-18

Comic by Mr. Joshua

by Mr. Joshua

@pantspants.bsky.social · 2026-05-17

A fat man with muscular legs saye "I'm fat, but I walk a lot, so I have oddly muscular legs." From a low angle, we see the defined musculature oh his legs. The man he's talking to says "yes, I see." The fat guy says "sometimes, me and the fellas who also have fat guy legs get together and strut." We see a group of swaggy fat men wearing sunglasses and struttin.

by Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2026-05-17